Scott at College Boy Physicals says,
While I was at practice it was my turn to be up to bat and the pitcher threw a wild pitch right at me. The ball ended up hitting me right in the backside. I felt like I had just been hit by a truck and as I turned to walk away other teammates came running up. Coach told me to go straight to the school’s clinic to have a doctor check me out. My buddy Mike went with me to the clinic just to make sure that I got there okay, and checked in with the nurse. She took all my information and then led me to the exam room where the doctor was. She told me that I would be seeing Dr. Phingerphuck, and as I walked in the room I closed the door behind me. I explained what happened to the Doc and he had me turn to show him my back. After that he had me take a seat on the exam table and he had me take off my jersey so that he could listen to my heart. Right away, he said that it was racing kind of high, but that he would be doing some massage techniques to help me relax. (MORE)
After that he asked me to remove my pants so that he could check me for any hernias, or pulled muscles. I had one of the worst times getting my pants off, with my back all fucked up. Dr. Phingerphuck helped me get out of my pants so that I didn’t fall. He then had to adjust the table so that it lay completely flat, and so I turned over to be on my stomach. The Doc ran his hands lightly over the top of my skin from my shoulder blades down to my feet. Attaching some sticky pads to my lower back, he explained that he was going to do a little electro shock therapy. When the pads were actually turned on, it felt really weird to have my muscles tense when I didn’t do a thing. The Doc got a handful of lotion and started to rub it into my back to get me to relax. As his hands worked their way around my body he periodically had to get more lotion, because my skin was very dry. (MORE)
